Holy happy funbags.

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

So I don't write slash or anything very much.

But I joined a yahoo slash group and got the following two IM's from him.

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=droolfangrrl&keyword=Random+strangers+on+IM+Take+1&filter=all

December 2005 by my 'memories'

Um... what?
This is the conversation. I changed the other person's nickname, but that's pretty much it.

Random Stranger: hello.
DroolingFanGirl: er...
Random Stranger: do you write fanfiction.
DroolingFanGirl: er...?
DroolingFanGirl: no
DroolingFanGirl: read it
Random Stranger: :(
DroolingFanGirl: who are you?
DroolingFanGirl: ...
Random Stranger: [here he give a first and last name, might be his real name, and it was in his nickname as well, i've changed it to Random Stranger]
DroolingFanGirl: most amusing
DroolingFanGirl: give me a point of reference
DroolingFanGirl: i'm not feeling hostile mind you just really confused
Random Stranger: i am 25 years old a male i am looking for someone to write a fic.
DroolingFanGirl: and how the heck did you connect with my yahoo IM?
Random Stranger: levelthree yahoo group.
DroolingFanGirl: uh huh...
DroolingFanGirl: *facepalms, gives into to her inner giggle fit, and falls out of her chair.*
DroolingFanGirl: THUD!
DroolingFanGirl: ow
DroolingFanGirl: sorry, so like you thought asking a random stranger to write a slash fic for you was a good idea?
Random Stranger: bye.

it's the return of Random Stranger.
Feel the luv!

Random Stranger: hello.
DroolingFanGirl: ...
Random Stranger: do you write fanfiction.
DroolingFanGirl: AHAHAHAH
DroolingFanGirl: you talked to me last night
DroolingFanGirl: roxy told me about you
Random Stranger: oh.
DroolingFanGirl: you bug people for femslash
DroolingFanGirl: and get ruder and ruder
DroolingFanGirl: or maybe not, but hey what do i know
Random Stranger: so you won't write a fic for m.
DroolingFanGirl: sure why not
DroolingFanGirl: Charater a plus character B
DroolingFanGirl: SEX SEX SEX
DroolingFanGirl: the end
Random Stranger: i mean like a fic of matha kent.
DroolingFanGirl: ahahahah
DroolingFanGirl: whatever, you just don't listen do you
Random Stranger: well if you won't then bye.
DroolingFanGirl: toodles
Random Stranger: ASSHOLE.
DroolingFanGirl: naw
DroolingFanGirl: ME BALL BREAKING BITCH
DroolingFanGirl: kiss kiss
*** Random Stranger has been ignored.