LOLZ. Poor Jeremy

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So this fellow,"jeremy", contacted me. I feel popular. Things in parentheses are things I added. I played along even though my only fanfiction ventures failed.  Thank god this fellow never checked my ffnet account or that I had deleted my forays into writing from the interweb.


jeremycrawfordj2000: hellol
Sam Marby: hey
jeremycrawfordj2000: do you write fanfiction.
Sam Marby: sure
jeremycrawfordj2000: i was looking for someone to wirte a fic a short nc-17 one.
Sam Marby: about what
jeremycrawfordj2000: have you ever seen the tv series buffy.
Sam Marby: yes
jeremycrawfordj2000: would joyce summers pairied with a 15 year old male bother you.
Sam Marby: no(I was thinking this in regards of Joyce/Xander.)
jeremycrawfordj2000: could you do an idea where joyce is in a skirt and they make out on her cocuh.
jeremycrawfordj2000: i mean cocuh.
jeremycrawfordj2000: sorry couch.
Sam Marby: Joyce and who?
jeremycrawfordj2000: 15 year old neighbor.
Sam Marby: Name?
jeremycrawfordj2000: what steve allen.
Sam Marby: The 15 yearold's name is Steve Allen?
jeremycrawfordj2000: yeha.
Sam Marby: That would be an O.C.?
jeremycrawfordj2000: yes.
Sam Marby: I think I could do it.
Sam Marby: So where'd you hear about me from?
jeremycrawfordj2000: i gfound you at MeghanFanfictionBA group.
Sam Marby: You looked in a Harry Potter group hoping to find someone to write Buffy story? You're lucky you found me
jeremycrawfordj2000: yeah since no one else will write one.
Sam Marby: I'm curious. Why didn't you check a buffy group?
jeremycrawfordj2000: i have but they all sad no.
Sam Marby: Hmm. Every Buffy group member said no?
jeremycrawfordj2000: yeah.
Sam Marby: That's odd. So what does "Steve Allen" look like?
jeremycrawfordj2000: shorter then joyce brown hair.
Sam Marby: Black, White, Asian?
jeremycrawfordj2000: white.
Sam Marby: Favorite color? Clothing preference?
Sam Marby: Is Steve a friend of Buffy? Is it a one time thing?
Sam Marby: Will there be sex involved?
jeremycrawfordj2000: red and blue jeans and t-shirt.
jeremycrawfordj2000: not buffy friend and yes have sex in it.
Sam Marby: How long does it have to be?
Sam Marby: What season does it have to be based in? 1-2-3-4?
jeremycrawfordj2000: season 4 and it dosn't have to be long one.
Sam Marby: Before she dies? Should anyone see them
Sam Marby: Does 'Steve' have to be 15?
jeremycrawfordj2000: before she dies and no one should see them it could be during a snow storm.
jeremycrawfordj2000: and i was wanting steve to be 15.
Sam Marby: okay
Sam Marby: Just checking
Sam Marby: What's today's date?
jeremycrawfordj2000: september 4 .
jeremycrawfordj2000: can you do alkinds of sex positions.
Sam Marby: I can have it done on the 12th of never. Yep.(Of never was in white font.)
Sam Marby: So am I doing this for free?
jeremycrawfordj2000: yeha.
Sam Marby: okay. Check back on the 12th of never.
jeremycrawfordj2000: what kind of position can you do.
Sam Marby: I have the freaking Kama Sutra.
jeremycrawfordj2000: can they be on the side with him behind her to.
Sam Marby: I guess/
jeremycrawfordj2000: okay.
Sam Marby: check back on the 12th of never.
jeremycrawfordj2000: okay.