* blinks* he got my friend

[benevolntgoddes.livejournal.com]

I don't know what made me google him after she sent me the convo from yahoo (perhaps a vain attempt to find his mother) but... holy COW!

Posted with permission:

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
CaughtNTheQuiet: hello?
crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
CaughtNTheQuiet: I do
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to write a fic of buffy tv series.
CaughtNTheQuiet: I've written several
crawfordjeremy702000: would a short nc-17 fic of either joyce or buffy pairied with a 15 year old male bother you if not who could you do,.
CaughtNTheQuiet: I don't do underage stuff, hon...and right now...I'm in the middle of about three different projects
crawfordjeremy702000: please i am begging you.
crawfordjeremy702000: i just want one short fic that is all.
crawfordjeremy702000: please.
CaughtNTheQuiet: Sorry...I don't do underage
crawfordjeremy702000: i am not taking no for answer.
crawfordjeremy702000: so will you do it.
CaughtNTheQuiet: um...I don't do underage.
crawfordjeremy702000: YOU FUCKING BITCH.
CaughtNTheQuiet: LOL like that'll convince me