Adventures In Toyland...What the Hell?

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Whoever they/he/she/it are, they're probably doing this just be famous. I'm tempted to IM him and pester him to death to write me a fic...GAWD!!! Oh yeah, new to the group...Just followed the cookie crumbs of links that lead me here...You guys are awesome for this!!

crawfordjeremy70200 (8/5/2008 11:29:03 AM) hello
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:29:08 AM): hello?
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:29:24 AM): do you write fanfiction.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:29:41 AM): sometimes, yes....it's according to which fandom
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:29:57 AM): have you done femslash or not.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:30:17 AM): nope, i usually slash....i haven't done femslash before
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:30:23 AM): oh.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:30:31 AM): yep lol
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:30:52 AM): i was hoping someone would a short nc-17 femslash but no one will.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:31:23 AM): for what fandom?
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:32:05 AM): either the tv series buffy or smallvillle or the film fantastic four rise of the silver surfer or spider-man 3.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:33:24 AM): oh, well..the said thing is that i haven't watched buffy all the much (i was an angel fan), didn't watch smallville and only saw Fantastic Four once....but i think there are femslash stories for buffy and smallville
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:34:46 AM): i just wanted a short fic of like sue storm with frankie ray from fantastic four rise of the silver surfer please.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:35:45 AM): i don't do femslash...now, if you asked me for slash..i'd direct you to a story i'm already working on, but femslash doesn't appeal to me....i already have femparts...what do i want to write about them for...lol
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:36:03 AM): i am begging you.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:36:15 AM): no thanks...
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:36:19 AM): and i am not taking no for answer.
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:36:47 AM): so will you do it.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:37:04 AM): then i guess you'll have to because i do not, will never do in this life or the next, fem slash...thanks...i'll talk to later...bye!
crawfordjeremy702000 (8/5/2008 11:37:30 AM): YOU LYING BATSARD I HOPE YOU FUCKING GO TO HELL.
themuse02 (8/5/2008 11:37:48 AM): !adios!
 

JEREMY CRAWFORD, FTW!!!!

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I know I shouldn't have done it, but honestly, you shouldn't be hitting me up for fic, and then being rude if I say no, then I found this community and figured what the hell? So, I created a new yahoo!ID and contacted him, and here's the end result. Enjoy:

Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:44:39 PM): hi, do you write fanfic?
jeremy crawford (8/5/2008 12:45:09 PM): no.
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:45:37 PM): no...? are you sure? because i was looking for some to write me fic
jeremy crawford (8/5/2008 12:45:58 PM): i don't write fanfiction.
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:46:23 PM): please, please..just one little fic? it's for harry potter
jeremy crawford (8/5/2008 12:47:10 PM): FUCK OFF AND TELL WHO EVER IS PUTTING YOU UP TO THIS TO GO HELL.
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:47:22 PM): so, you don't write fic? is that it?
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:47:33 PM): becuse i really need you to write one
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:47:41 PM): and i won't take no for an answer
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:48:23 PM): seriosly, you won't write it? please.
Rikki Grey (8/5/2008 12:49:03 PM): but i LUUUUUUUUUUUBBBB you, jeremy crawford!!!!!!!!!