Lucky, lucky me. My second visit from Jeremy.

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

As a capper to a kind of yucky day, our dear Jeremy graced my yahoo IM with his icky icky presence:
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crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
me: Hello
crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
me: Yes
crawfordjeremy702000: do you know stargate sg-1 or atlantis.
me: I know both. Do you write fic for them?
crawfordjeremy702000: no i was looking for someone to write one of those series.
me: I've got way too many stories due to take on a request. What were you looking for? Perhaps someone's already done it.
crawfordjeremy702000: i just want a short nc-17 fic but no one will write one.
me: what pairing? plot?
crawfordjeremy702000: would either sam carter from sg-1 or atlantis pairied with a 15 eyar old male bother you if not which version could you do.
me: totally not my thing, I don't write het, and I definitely don't write underaged. Not to mention, I can't imagine Sam would be into that, either.
crawfordjeremy702000: FINE FUCK YOU ASSHOLER
me: Yeah, I was waiting for that.

(wondering what exactly an ASSHOLER might be...)And yeah, I've written het on a rare occasion, but I wouldn't write my favorite pairing or trope for him.

For the THIRD TIME.

[amichandrn.livejournal.com]

Wow....Jeremy's getting desperate......He even used SORRY. And was willing to bump the age up to 18.

jeremy crawford: hello.
Me: hello
jeremy crawford: do you write fanfiction.
Me: sometimes.
jeremy crawford: oh i was looking for someone to do a ic.
Me: ic?
jeremy crawford: i mean do a fic.
Me: ahhh.
jeremy crawford: a short nc-17 of the tv series csi.
jeremy crawford: would you do one or not.
Me: What kind of fic.
jeremy crawford: you might not like this catherine wllows with a 15 year old male.
jeremy crawford: if that kind bothers you sorry.
Me: Nope, sorry. Not into pedophelia. Although, I hear there are support groups for that.
jeremy crawford: what about her with an 18 year old.
Me: Dude, it's completely OC. I prefer to keep my characterizations semi-canon.
jeremy crawford: FINE ASSHOLE\
Me: You've IMed me twice before. Douche.