My Jeremy Crawford Experience

[femme4jack.livejournal.com]

8:17:52 AM crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
8:26:35 AM femme4jack: hello?  who is this?
8:26:51 AM crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
8:26:57 AM femme4jack: yes
8:27:08 AM crawfordjeremy702000: what kind het or slash.
8:27:16 AM femme4jack: can you tell me who you are first?
8:27:26 AM femme4jack: (do you have an LJ handle?
8:28:14 AM crawfordjeremy702000: jeremy crawford i found you at BDQs_CoverMe yahoo group.
8:28:20 AM femme4jack: (just like to know who I'm chatting with)
8:28:22 AM femme4jack: ah, ok
8:28:28 AM femme4jack: yes, I write, both kinds
8:28:47 AM crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to write a fic from the transformers films.
8:28:56 AM femme4jack: ah...probably not the right choice
8:29:05 AM femme4jack: I have too much on my plate right now....
8:29:15 AM crawfordjeremy702000: i just wnat a short fic.
8:29:15 AM femme4jack: about 10 fics and several RP fics in progress
8:29:21 AM femme4jack: no, not me at this time
8:29:34 AM femme4jack: I also only write with folks I 've gotten to know well
8:29:36 AM femme4jack: take care
8:29:52 AM crawfordjeremy702000: ASSHOLE I HOPE YOU BURN I HELL JACK ASS
8:30:01 AM femme4jack: *banning you now*
8:30:14 AM crawfordjeremy702000: SO WHEN CAN YOU DO THE FIC FOR ME

Surprisingly he got me.

[khittee.livejournal.com]

Given that I post rarely, and never any fanfic, you'd think I wouldn't be a good candidate to harass.  He hit me yesterday afternoon.

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.

Me: hello

Me: do I know you?

crawfordjeremy702000: i don't think so i found you at BDQs_CoverMe yahoo group.

Me: Ah, are you a transformers fan?

crawfordjeremy702000: yeah i was wondering if you write fanfiction.

Me: Not anymore, I just don't have the time. Love to read it though!

crawfordjeremy702000: :(

Me: Yeah, the whole ‘having a job’ deal takes a lot of time

crawfordjeremy702000: i can't find anyone to write a short fic for me.

Me: Hmm. That's a tough one. Have you checked some of the LJ fandom journals? There are often people who will write for prompts

crawfordjeremy702000: i have been to everplace and they say no.

Me: That's too bad! Have you thought about writing it yourself?

crawfordjeremy702000: i am not a writer.

crawfordjeremy702000: i really want you to do it.

Me: I honestly doubt that you do- I haven't written fic in years.

Me: When I look over my old stuff, I'm just grateful I never put any of it out there to be read.

crawfordjeremy702000: i don't care i still want you to do it.

Me: Honestly, why me?

crawfordjeremy702000: because i just wante you to do it.

Me: I'm not a great writer at best

crawfordjeremy702000: i am not taking no for answer.

Me: I think you're going to have to

crawfordjeremy702000: so when an you do a fic for me

Me: Well, let me check my schedule.

Me:  Umm. Well, I'm currently booked until late October with 3 Steampunk costuming projects

Me: I might have a bit of time before I start working on silk banners for spring.

Me: OH, sorry, I forgot, I'm making a Persian gown for 12th night. Umm, looks like my next openings are next summer sometime.
Me: Hello?

I didn't work him over much- I was actually at work!  But I am disappointed to not have been cursed at.